The Plot: Five of the 19 surviving Little Sisters of Hoboken, a one-time missionary order discover that their cook accidentally killed the other fifty-two residents of the convent with her vichyssoise. Upon discovering the disaster, Mother Superior had a vision in which she was told to start a greeting card company to raise funds for the burials.
This is a success, but the money runs out with 4 deceased nuns still in the deep freeze. So they decide to stage a variety show in the Mount Saint Helen's School auditorium to raise the necessary amount...